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Brand New Sentence

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[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 child)

Use a rubber.

I mean glove.

I mean..

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[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 child)

~~Vasoline would be more appropriate here.~~

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[–] adarza@lemmy.ca 1 point 2 weeks ago

better save that for when backdoor beemer shows up.

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