I'm really tempted to ban you...

But seriously we can all have opinions. If you ever happen to be given these though let me know and I'll send you an address to ship them to

I never had any in my childhood, mom told me they were terrible and she only bought them for a box. Now last week a few decades later, one of them has caught my eye in a store so I immediately bought some. Man, my mom was absolutely right, that goddamned box has managed to disappoint me twice...

You gotta have Royal Dansk.

They are the good ones.

The knockoff ones are always shitty.

You're 100% correct that they suck.

These cookies are like the shittiest cookies you'd serve to someone in Denmark. They're for when you have to put something on the table but kind of don't want to, so you go for the cheap and easy option.

Baking them yourself is better, but they're still bland and boring.