▲ 54 ▼ Is Mitch McConnell dead yet? (hexbear.net) submitted 2 months ago by Dort_Owl@hexbear.net to c/askchapo@hexbear.net 23 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] microfiche@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago* (1 child) Schrödingers McConnell permalink fedilink source hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] Nacarbac@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago* Quantum Turtle: slow and steady wins/loses the race. Proof: If slow and steady wins for a regular turtle, then being dead is the slowest you can go so he should win 100%... however rotting is the least steady state... so it averages out to a perfect 50%. And since I forgot to account for the box, just add quantum because it sounds cool. QED. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Nacarbac@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago* Quantum Turtle: slow and steady wins/loses the race. Proof: If slow and steady wins for a regular turtle, then being dead is the slowest you can go so he should win 100%... however rotting is the least steady state... so it averages out to a perfect 50%. And since I forgot to account for the box, just add quantum because it sounds cool. QED. permalink fedilink source parent