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this is the way I feel when they say wealthy folks will leave. I want them to. Send elon back to africa.
No, we do not want him back.
I say send him to Ascension Island, like Napoleon. That puts him the furthest away from any civilization available on this planet.
At least untill we can sens him to Venus.
St Helens is was.
I stand corrected.
But any island with 1000s of km of open ocean would do.
I'd go with something closer to the arctic circle, just for added uncomfort. Something like South Georgia Island
I think we can successfully launch him to space with his own spacex stuff. Just use a never return trajectory.
I concur with this statement. Why waste valuable resources and time trying to figure out how get the spacehip to the planet. When we can just yeet Musky into space with all the other Esptein Class parasites.
Billionaires are parasites. All they do is take over governments to make themselves richer at your expense. There is nowhere in the world that wouldn't be a better place if their billionaires left.
The ground, six feet under anywhere on Earth, is the best place for billionaires
I hate to waste good food like that.
He'd never go back because if he did that would put a lie to his whole "south Africa is doing white genocide" narrative if he could easily move back