Core childhood memory incoming:

When I was kid, I got swarmed by ground bees when another kid leaped on their hive, and they ALL came after ME. Not one other kid got stung, but I got stung around 3O times. Also, while I was running through the woods, I got tangled in a some old rusty barbed-wire, which tore up my legs (wearing shorts).

So despite Benadryl shots (didn't know if I was allergic or not, my grandfather was), I needed a tetanus shot, too.

I didn't say it was a fun core childhood memory.