Only got me once but still, chill out guys

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[–] 26 points 3 weeks ago

If a giant spinning blade noisily hovered directly over my house, I don't think I'd be chill.

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  • [–] 20 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

    I've actually found ground bees to be incredibly chill. You can walk among their little nests and they mostly won't pay you any mind (of course, mowing changes the equation a bit). Now if they had been yellow jackets nesting in the ground...

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  • [–] 7 points 3 weeks ago

    Had that happen two years ago. Buncha yellow jackets made a nest on the outside of a metal egress and got me twice while mowing. After trying foams and sprays, I found boiling water to work quite well. Although maybe they were ground bees after all, esp with your mention of agitation when mowing. I even reached out prior to the extermination attempts to local apiary specialists to confirm what they were.

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  • [–] 14 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

    Why were you fucking bees? Great way to get your dick stung

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  • [–] 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

    Using a riding lawnmower as a kid was how I found out that some bees lived in the ground. My face was so swollen due to all of the stings.

    To top it off my uncle had disabled the safety switch that turns the mower off when you stand up so that stupid thing just kept going as I ran to the house. Stupid kid me ran back to the mower to turn it off which meant I got stung even more!

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  • [–] 3 points 3 weeks ago*

    I had a story like this, but funnier ……

    At one point when we were kids, we were grounded for whatever reason and really really wanted to go play in the woods behind our house.

    • the four of us snuck out the basement door
    • one at a time, sprint to cover behind the pool
    • then one at a time mad dash from the pool to cover in the woods.

    I made it first and ducked behind the compost pile for cover. Apparently I woke the hive

    My little brother almost made it but stopped short and started swatting at his pants

    My other younger brother started screaming and ran off toward the house.

    Yeah, my older brother and I were the little shits laughing at our brothers’ pain

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  • [–] 10 points 3 weeks ago

    you endanger their lives and ask them to chill?

    guess they could ask the same of you

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  • [–] 9 points 3 weeks ago*

    Plant more flowers so they are occupied while you are mowing.

    It totally won't bring in more...

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  • [–] 8 points 3 weeks ago

    The dog found a nest of 'em in the backyard once. She started digging at the hole then stuck her nose in it. Got rewarded with a snoutful of bees for the effort.

    Pooch looked like a happy hamster for a few days but recovered ok. She stopped rooting around after that though!

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  • [–] 7 points 3 weeks ago

    Bee (hah) happy they weren’t wasps 🙏

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  • [–] 7 points 3 weeks ago

    I was set upon by fire ants while I was mowing. I'm glad the hose was nearby.

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  • [–] 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

    For some reason, giant Asian hornets seem to love to dive at my tractor when I'm doing fieldwork this time of year. It's always nerve-wracking. So far, they haven't attacked me, but I'm sure my day will come.

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  • [–] [S] 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

    Jesus christ you win no thanks

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  • [–] 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

    Heh, it's not a competition. We don't know if I'm still deathly allergic or not, but the bees might actually kill me. I had a really bad reaction as a kid aged ~4, but never since.

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  • [–] 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

    Spicy sky raisins! They have been a problem this year here too. I have a dog that likes to try and eat them sometimes.

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  • [–] 3 points 3 weeks ago*

    Core childhood memory incoming:

    When I was kid, I got swarmed by ground bees when another kid leaped on their hive, and they ALL came after ME. Not one other kid got stung, but I got stung around 3O times. Also, while I was running through the woods, I got tangled in a some old rusty barbed-wire, which tore up my legs (wearing shorts).

    So despite Benadryl shots (didn't know if I was allergic or not, my grandfather was), I needed a tetanus shot, too.

    I didn't say it was a fun core childhood memory.

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  • [–] 3 points 3 weeks ago

    There’s a wild bees nest in the bole of a tree where I sometimes walk my boy and I’ve been stung twice in passing. Once on the back of the head and once on the back. :/

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  • [–] 3 points 3 weeks ago

    I've heard they remember who delivered slights against them. Might be time to move indoors and wait for winter to erase the memory, though it may be passed down.

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  • [–] -4 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

    I have one of these for such occasions. Works on spiders too...

    https://youtu.be/FcEpB39HqJw

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  • [–] 1 point 3 weeks ago

    I’m still freaked out by the one time a spider spun a web across the sliders to my deck. It wasn’t even face height or sticky. It was one thick rope at knee height, like 8’ long. I’ve never encountered such a strong web before

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