People have to know how to create the math problem then. Schools are really falling down here

How do I type the prompt on the calculator?? I can only type numbers???

Skill issue. People genuinly don'tknow how to use their phone properly

Standing in the shower and spreading your asscheeks is still free

The feeling of a freshly-washed anus is priceless

There are cheap ones that just connect to the water line between your toilet and the tank and they're like 20 bucks and they'll last you a couple years.

It takes a little getting used to the cold water spray, but I mean if you're that desperate that you're calculating the 30 cent difference per roll, then it might be worth the investment.

I've had mine since 2020 and it cost like $40.

Zero frills. Still $40 apparently.

https://luxebidet.com/products/neo-120

Personally I started using like. 75% less TP once I got a bidet. Combined with spending $30 on the bidet itself, that's easy savings.

You can get a cheap one for like $25-50 and install it yourself (pretty easy, not actual plumbing, just screwing and unscrewing a few things) and they're fine. The more expensive ones have heated water, but you don't need that. I eventually sprang for a "nicer" one, but now I feel that was unnecessary. Maybe I'm a freak, but I prefer the cold water anyway.

Honestly bidets are super fancy but you could just go with a "bum gun." Little gentle water sprayer you attach to your toilet line and voila. Got mine for like $20-$30 or something.

Quite incredible. So much that I'm miffed this isn't a standard expected thing on toilets.