Several US schools to install pepper-spraying drones to respond to school shootings
(www.theguardian.com)
Some kid walking with a pen in their hand, SHOOTER, SEND DRONES!!
Later that day: our new system still needs testing bs statement.
Happens a few more times and an actual shooter shows up and nothing happens,
statement: system had to be taken down for testing/maintenance (and cost cutting because AI tokens expensive af) and unfortunately during that time a shooter appeared on the premises and we were unable to do anything.