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Anon tries dating apps
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this post was submitted on 27 Jul 2026
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is that what you tell yourself?
you really think a government dating app is going to help get you laid?
I think it's more that the entire business model of dating apps means they profit from people staying single and looking, not finding long term relationships.
Public ≠ the government.
Hahaha!
You could have private ones but non-profit. Not sure the size of the minimum network effect though. Probably lower than for social media. Maybe we should add education courses on relationships too. And free therapy. It's guberment all the way down!