One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them, One Ring to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them

That's the most crazy story i have read and the best one probably

Also, THIS is how you are supposed to meet people online not with dating apps, dating apps just suck and make you choose the most sexy "option" and maybe their interests maybe

Holy shit, I didn't think that was even possible. I can't let myself start thinking that's a possibility, I just can't. That could lead to disaster.

A girlfriend that trolls people with goatse? lucky bastard

This is usually not the story we tell people when they ask how we met.

Honestly, it's a way better story than telling people you met on a dating app. And the ones that would be weirded out by the story are probably not people you'd want to spend a lot of time around