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Anon tries dating apps (thelemmy.club)

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[–] Burghler@sh.itjust.works 27 points 1 month ago (2 children)

"fostering men until they find their forever homes."

I see this one at least 10 times a day.

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[–] hirihit640@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 month ago (1 child)

I know it's meant to be positive but gives me horror to me, like Hansel and Gretel

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[–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago*

it means she isn't accountable for her actions that drive men away. you are smart to be afraid.

and on the first date she will tell you how all her exes are awful and it's your job as her next boyfriend to fix all their mistakes. you basically start out the relationship with her in emotional debt, and you'll never pay it off with the interest rate she is charging.

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[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago

I have a suspicion it's one of the default prompts. Or they're just asking an AI or something.

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