Look at our baby photo! Weren’t we cute?! (What IS a “Chapo”, anyway?)
Complimentary cupcakes and fruit punch are available on the obligatory plastic folding table at the back of the community center basketball court we rented out.
As an official delegate of the "dipshit cishet white guys of hexbear" collation, I can back this up. If you actually listen to people on here and what they have to say and check your shit at the door, you too can have a good time on hb.