Look at our baby photo! Weren’t we cute?! (What IS a “Chapo”, anyway?)
Complimentary cupcakes and fruit punch are available on the obligatory plastic folding table at the back of the community center basketball court we rented out.
Damn, I thought I'd be rich enough that I'd want to be in the GOP at this point.
My main goal was to blow up and then act like I don't know nobodaaay 