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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (7 children)

we can steal copper out of flock cameras. can you train a monkey to do that?

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[–] v4ld1z@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 month ago (1 child)

Possibly?

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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

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[–] gwl@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 month ago* (3 children)

Literally yes? They steal shit for fun in places where humans and monkeys exist close to each other

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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 point 1 month ago (2 children)

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[–] gwl@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 month ago (1 child)

I assumed you meant "train a monkey to steal copper from flock cameras" 😂

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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 point 1 month ago

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[–] Wirlocke@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 point 1 month ago

Wait wait wait let me write that down.

"Monkey squad trained to steal copper from Flock cameras."

If we could train rats to cut the wires and crows to transport we could get a whole industry going.

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