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Hegseth to Personally Test Erection Strength of Each Soldier (thehardtimes.net)
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WASHINGTON — U.S. Secretary of War Pete Hegseth announced that he is rolling out a new program to ensure that the military is at its “absolute best” by personally checking the erection strength of all servicemen over the age of thirty, according to confused sources within the Pentagon.

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[–] [S] 17 points 1 month ago (1 child)

lol, definitely a relevant name for this piece! The Hard Times is actually one of my favorite satire sites. Unfortunately their output has slowed in the last year. But when they do post something new it’s usually amusing enough to share here.

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