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[-] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 123 points 3 weeks ago

Should have made it a fountain with the hole coming out of the neck

[-] givesomefucks@lemmy.world 40 points 3 weeks ago

I'm pretty sure that's people's plan...

Instead, he said he has been inundated by messages from people saying they intend to urinate on the sculpture.

If you get the right angle, the splashback could be pretty realistic...

[-] e8d79@discuss.tchncs.de 22 points 3 weeks ago

Don't give him ideas, somebody might actually buy the Charlie Kirk fountain.

[-] thesohoriots@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago

The ultimate manneken piss

[-] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

... Damn, if I had $100k to spare (and a drill) I might genuinely add that fountain to my yard.

[-] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 6 points 3 weeks ago

The artist spent $100k, they thought it would sell for millions.

[-] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

oh I wasn't gonna pay this wankstain for that godawful sculpt, I was just gonna make my own. Maybe I could 3D print a little desktop one...

[-] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 3 weeks ago

A 9mm drillbit could turn it into a peephole

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