Annexing Russia is ridiculous even by Western chauvanist Hugh Crane fan club standards. Like, channeling my latent burger brainworms for a second, why would you want to annex a giant country of... idk, evil alcoholics from Mordor? Whatever the racist stereotype de jeur libs have about them is at the moment. A massive country full of [insert racist stereotype here] that's on another continent and full of people who hate your guts. Sounds like such an obviously bad idea even that even a writhing mass of brainworms should be able to figure out.