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I hurt myself today (thelemmy.club)

I did a stupid and want to say thanks to the NHS who patched me up. Ask me about the stupid, it's pretty stupid.

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[-] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 165 points 2 days ago
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[-] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 41 points 2 days ago

But I remember .. everything.

[-] neonchaos@piefed.social 40 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)
[-] Blackfeathr@lemmy.world 37 points 2 days ago
[-] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 32 points 2 days ago

Everyone I know, goes away in the end.

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[-] egrets@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

SpoilerI normally hate crass jokes like this, but this was genuinely unexpected and perfectly placed. Johnny Cash had already sung "I will make you squirt" in my head before I even know what was happening. Bravo.

[-] oozynozh@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

i hesitated to ruin the thread for one of my favorite songs right at the end but i just couldn't stop myself

[-] ItsMeForRealNow@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

What a ride! That's what she said.

this post was submitted on 18 Jul 2026
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