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Rule 1: Only one mouse is allowed to move at every single time.

Rule 2: What is a context window???

Rule 3: SD CARD CORRUPTION

[-] Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world 61 points 1 month ago

Rule 3: SD CARD CORRUPTION

Rookie mistake. Next time store your swapfile on Google Drive so it's their problem!

[-] azimir@lemmy.ml 15 points 1 month ago

You joke, but I did something like that. I NFS mounted a disk off my desktop to a RPi. I then made a swap file on the NFS file system.

I could then build a C++ project directly on the RPi because the build normally hit RAM limits. This was a 1st gen RPi, so it had 256MB RAM.

The build took forever (many days), but the program ran fine once built.

[-] Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Tangential, but stuff like this makes me wish Intel's Optane had taken off. It was supposed to have the persistence of an SSD with performance near that of RAM, but it was expensive and the OEMs who included it relegated it to little more than a glorified drive cache.

Imagine being able to allocate some of your spare storage as extra RAM the same way the Pi lets you decide the RAM/VRAM split. Or more realistically, sticking your swapfile on it and your build not taking several days even though you're only working with a quarter gig of RAM.

[-] RamRabbit@lemmy.world 27 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Rule 3: SD CARD CORRUPTION

The Pi 4 and later can use a USB drive instead of a SD card for the OS drive. It's way faster and less prone to corruption.

I say this, despite noticing which sub we are in. ;p

[-] fonix232@fedia.io 14 points 1 month ago

Or an SSD, for storage too.

[-] evadersnack@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 month ago

I swear microSD is only marginally better than DVD-RW

[-] isVeryLoud@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago

I had to purchase a new dashcam recently, and I specifically picked up one that could save to a USB C SSD instead of its SD card because my previous VIOFO A129 would constantly corrupt its SD card.

[-] cepelinas@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 month ago

Rule 4: If it is mine either the soc cracks or the pmic.

[-] T156@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Rule 2: What is a context window???

Its the window through which you enviously stare at people running megatoken context windows.

this post was submitted on 14 Jul 2026
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