You're right, enjoying things is bourgeois decadence, we should all be eating unseasoned beans and rice for every meal, there is no such thing as flavor and if there was it would be a bad thing

Seriously though I have eaten the heinz beans in tomato sauce, they're what carnists think tofu tastes like, it's literally the blandest thing I've ever experienced and I will judge you if you pretend that it isn't worse than real food