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[–] 124 points 2 months ago (26 children)

Sorry California. You're still America.

But also, it's not just about boycotting the US, it's also about supporting the Canadian economy to strengthen our country, given our next door neighbor is a demented lunatic, with apparently still tens of millions of supporters.

So yeah, no.

But hey, if you want to secede and use all that sweet economic clout of yours to create Cascadia, you can have all that business back. If it means that much to you.

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  • [–] 37 points 2 months ago* (4 children)

    As an american, I say to you: Elbows Up, Canada! We're sorry about our government being assholes to you. I know many good canadian people. You guys are on the right side of history in this battle (except the weirdos in Alberta).

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  • [–] 17 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    Sorry it isnt the government it is the people. This government didn't come out of nothing.

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  • [–] 9 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    You are correct, friend. We have quite the struggle on our hands over here. Just my luck, I became a citizen in 2025.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 month ago

    um, welcome fellow citizen of Us-rael. You can vote in our elections now, congrats. Dont forget to pay your taxes, those bombs are really not cheap. I hope you got all your health care handled before you changed citizenship.

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  • [–] 11 points 2 months ago (19 children)

    Yeah, a secession for the less-insane states sounds pretty good. Tho the red (read: non-coastal) parts could fuck on off with Idaho and Nevada.

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  • [–] 9 points 2 months ago (12 children)

    This is totally unfair to Colorado. You can't leave us with these nutjobs.

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  • [–] 10 points 2 months ago (5 children)

    Don't worry the California Imperium can annex you guys once we get done with the Mormons.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    You'd better be true to your word. We will probably lose most of our democrat population to emigration before that happens.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    Well worst case scenario it gets resettled.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 months ago (1 child)

    Oh, wow. Genius plan. If the flatlander states aren't completely toxic and ruined, they could be resettled as soon as the Cascadian and NewColonial state groups repair their economies enough to begin allowing new membership applications and setting up proper accessible care and prevention.

    ... and dirtbag richbitch reparation suits. They'll pay for proper healthcare and rebuilding now with their tax money, or in a courtroom later.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 months ago

    If there was some kind of secession crisis I feel like CO would be the most fucked state for sure. Surrounded on almost all sides. Although most of those states are low population so who knows what might happen...

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago

    I agree! We need to find a way to join up. Maybe move enough Democrats into Nevada and Utah to form a bridge to California.

    Honestly, if just enough Democrats moved into just the right amount of states, we would easily overpower the crazies and bring things back on track.

    Although, you see movements like in Illinois where the vocal minority sitting on lots of land want to secede from Chicago. You know, where all the people are and where all the money comes from...

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