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[-] brucethemoose@lemmy.world 13 points 21 hours ago

…What chicken nuggies take 20 minutes to cook?

[-] calliope@retrolemmy.com 34 points 21 hours ago

A lot of them do in the oven. They’re way better that way.

[-] brucethemoose@lemmy.world 32 points 21 hours ago

I think an air fryer has distorted my perception of cooking times, heh.

[-] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 2 points 17 hours ago
[-] wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com -4 points 15 hours ago

Remember when it was called "warming"? Ya know, for centuries prior? Yeah... right up there with "prepurchase". In that vein, if buying isn't owning, why would "food" be lawfully required to be, I dunno, edible? 💁🏼‍♂️

[-] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 4 points 15 hours ago
[-] wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com -4 points 15 hours ago

"Preheat" is a bullshit marketing word we've all blithely swallowed and memed. Much like "prepurchase", "expiration date", etc. ¿Claro?

[-] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 8 points 14 hours ago

How is "preheat" a marketing word? Every time I'm preheat the oven, I won't go "suddenly I feel an overwhelming urge to go buy a new oven."

If I'm shopping for an oven for whatever reason, I don't go "Oooh, this one has a preheat function!"

It's literally the word that I've used my entire life to describe the stage between turning on the oven and it reaching the set temperature. Language evolves, deal with it.

I've never heard of "prepurchase," what does that even mean? Like a free demo or something?

Expiration dates are approximate at best and occasionally only there to avoid liability, but I wouldn't say it's a "marketing thing." More like a "regulatory thing."

What's claro is that you seem to be bent out of shape over nothing, for the love of being miserable.

[-] Malyca@lemmy.zip 3 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

Oven or air fryer are a game changer

[-] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 1 points 12 hours ago

That’s the joke. You don’t have to cook them because it’s mechanically reclaimed mulch and probably already sterilised.

[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 19 hours ago

to make them delicious, yes.
Also maybe you need less time if you're only making 4 in an air fryer, but us sane people make 8.

[-] valar@lemmy.ca 6 points 21 hours ago

What, are you microwaving them?

[-] brucethemoose@lemmy.world 2 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

Air frying.

450F ~10 minutes is a lot already. 20 would turn nuggets into black crumbs, heh.

[-] TachyonTele_Esq@piefed.social 1 points 16 hours ago

How long do you keep wings in there for?

[-] brucethemoose@lemmy.world 1 points 10 hours ago

Way shorter than what the instructions say, for pretty much anything.

[-] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 1 points 14 hours ago

As long as it says to, ±1-2 minutes...

turning halfway through, of course

[-] TachyonTele_Esq@piefed.social 1 points 12 hours ago

That's what I do too. I was hoping you had a secret time somehow lol

[-] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 1 points 11 hours ago

Reading the instructions is my secret method

[-] TachyonTele_Esq@piefed.social 1 points 11 hours ago

Hmm I'll have to look into this "reading" thing...

[-] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 1 points 11 hours ago

Nine out of ten experts recommend it!

[-] TachyonTele_Esq@piefed.social 1 points 11 hours ago
[-] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 1 points 11 hours ago

Then congratulations on your new president, you must feel so relieved. I'm kinda jealous honestly

[-] TachyonTele_Esq@piefed.social 1 points 11 hours ago

Nicely done. Set up, and score

[-] P00ptart@lemmy.world 1 points 19 hours ago

In a way. I took my nuggies to Chernobyl.

[-] Wren@lemmy.today 6 points 21 hours ago

The good thick ones, if you like them crispy.

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