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‘I made them do it’ – Donald Trump takes credit for FIFA decision to overturn Folarin Balogun ban (sports.yahoo.com)

submitted 1 month ago* by AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@piefed.social to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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++Sky News++ captured his words, as he explained: “”Yes, I asked for a review by FIFA. I spoke to a man [Infantino] who is highly respected. I’m the one who got them to do it, not Biden. Biden was asleep.”

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[–] Callandor@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 month ago (1 child)

Isn't biden dying of cancer now. And STILL lives rent free in that orange perverted head.

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[–] Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Biden and Obama both have palatial estates on that fucktard's head.

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