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++Sky News++ captured his words, as he explained: “”Yes, I asked for a review by FIFA. I spoke to a man [Infantino] who is highly respected. I’m the one who got them to do it, not Biden. Biden was asleep.”

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[-] dhork@lemmy.world 57 points 18 hours ago

That's not a parody quote, it's the actual quote in the Article, straight from the Horse's ass.

[-] huppakee@lemmy.world 11 points 17 hours ago

Thanks for the clarification, one could think this came from the onion. /jk

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