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[–] hypeerror@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 month ago (2 children) every sentient species is identical from the clavicles on down. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] ViatorOmnium@piefed.social 19 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children) Except the Klingons. Edit: canonically Klingons have redundant organs for both survival and reproduction. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] sudoMakeUser@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 month ago* (2 children) Well, yes, but actually, no. The original Klingons in TOS were just people. Beyond that, they're different. Edit: wait, from the clavicle down they're still the same, even in the new series. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] homes@piefed.world 15 points 1 month ago (1 child) Kor! The Dahar Master! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] grue@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (2 children) Man, old age hits Klingons like a truck. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] homes@piefed.world 16 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 child) he's, like, 140 in that picture. the actor John Collins who played him was 71. Collins is also one of few actors to consistently play the same character in 3 series (TOS, TAS, DS9) and for over 30 years, pretty much right up until he died permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] grue@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago* (1 child) (It was meant to be a joke about the makeup changes between TOS and DS9, pretending the forehead ridges were extreme wrinkles.) permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] homes@piefed.world 12 points 1 month ago permalink fedilink source parent [–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 1 point 1 month ago Klingon don't cling on. permalink fedilink source parent [–] ViatorOmnium@piefed.social 6 points 1 month ago (1 child) Klingons have two of every organ. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] BillyClark@piefed.social 13 points 1 month ago (1 child) At least for humans, skin is an organ. So I am imagining that Klingons have an extra skin somewhere like as a pouch, and when their main skin is too damaged, all of their bones and shit slide into the spare skin. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] homes@piefed.world 14 points 1 month ago* maybe they just have extra layers, making their skin very thick? permalink fedilink source parent [–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 1 month ago And for surviving reproduction permalink fedilink source parent [–] homes@piefed.world 8 points 1 month ago* (1 child) It is still a matter of debate whether Klingons have two penises or simply have two urethrae in one gigantic penis. We’re just gonna have to see a naked male Klingon to be absolutely sure… However, since they can easily mate with females of other humanoid species, I think the latter is far more likely. How would two penises even work anyway? Do Klingon women have two vaginas? And how would THAT work? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (1 child) Not to get too graphic, but human women have two holes very close in proximity to each other. The rest, as they say, is an exercise for the reader. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] homes@piefed.world 7 points 1 month ago* (1 child) No, no… Go ahead and get graphic. Draw me a picture and post it. See, I wouldn’t know, because I do not have sex with women (human or otherwise). And, being a man, I can’t get my second hole down there, as I’m simply not that flexible. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 child) I think DP DC Fontana wrote that into the backstory permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] homes@piefed.world 4 points 1 month ago such a sweet old lady ❤️ permalink fedilink source parent [–] marlowe221@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago Just ask Riker! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ViatorOmnium@piefed.social 19 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children) Except the Klingons. Edit: canonically Klingons have redundant organs for both survival and reproduction. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] sudoMakeUser@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 month ago* (2 children) Well, yes, but actually, no. The original Klingons in TOS were just people. Beyond that, they're different. Edit: wait, from the clavicle down they're still the same, even in the new series. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] homes@piefed.world 15 points 1 month ago (1 child) Kor! The Dahar Master! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] grue@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (2 children) Man, old age hits Klingons like a truck. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] homes@piefed.world 16 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 child) he's, like, 140 in that picture. the actor John Collins who played him was 71. Collins is also one of few actors to consistently play the same character in 3 series (TOS, TAS, DS9) and for over 30 years, pretty much right up until he died permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] grue@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago* (1 child) (It was meant to be a joke about the makeup changes between TOS and DS9, pretending the forehead ridges were extreme wrinkles.) permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] homes@piefed.world 12 points 1 month ago permalink fedilink source parent [–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 1 point 1 month ago Klingon don't cling on. permalink fedilink source parent [–] ViatorOmnium@piefed.social 6 points 1 month ago (1 child) Klingons have two of every organ. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] BillyClark@piefed.social 13 points 1 month ago (1 child) At least for humans, skin is an organ. So I am imagining that Klingons have an extra skin somewhere like as a pouch, and when their main skin is too damaged, all of their bones and shit slide into the spare skin. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] homes@piefed.world 14 points 1 month ago* maybe they just have extra layers, making their skin very thick? permalink fedilink source parent [–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 1 month ago And for surviving reproduction permalink fedilink source parent [–] homes@piefed.world 8 points 1 month ago* (1 child) It is still a matter of debate whether Klingons have two penises or simply have two urethrae in one gigantic penis. We’re just gonna have to see a naked male Klingon to be absolutely sure… However, since they can easily mate with females of other humanoid species, I think the latter is far more likely. How would two penises even work anyway? Do Klingon women have two vaginas? And how would THAT work? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (1 child) Not to get too graphic, but human women have two holes very close in proximity to each other. The rest, as they say, is an exercise for the reader. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] homes@piefed.world 7 points 1 month ago* (1 child) No, no… Go ahead and get graphic. Draw me a picture and post it. See, I wouldn’t know, because I do not have sex with women (human or otherwise). And, being a man, I can’t get my second hole down there, as I’m simply not that flexible. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 child) I think DP DC Fontana wrote that into the backstory permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] homes@piefed.world 4 points 1 month ago such a sweet old lady ❤️ permalink fedilink source parent
[–] sudoMakeUser@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 month ago* (2 children) Well, yes, but actually, no. The original Klingons in TOS were just people. Beyond that, they're different. Edit: wait, from the clavicle down they're still the same, even in the new series. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] homes@piefed.world 15 points 1 month ago (1 child) Kor! The Dahar Master! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] grue@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (2 children) Man, old age hits Klingons like a truck. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] homes@piefed.world 16 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 child) he's, like, 140 in that picture. the actor John Collins who played him was 71. Collins is also one of few actors to consistently play the same character in 3 series (TOS, TAS, DS9) and for over 30 years, pretty much right up until he died permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] grue@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago* (1 child) (It was meant to be a joke about the makeup changes between TOS and DS9, pretending the forehead ridges were extreme wrinkles.) permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] homes@piefed.world 12 points 1 month ago permalink fedilink source parent [–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 1 point 1 month ago Klingon don't cling on. permalink fedilink source parent [–] ViatorOmnium@piefed.social 6 points 1 month ago (1 child) Klingons have two of every organ. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] BillyClark@piefed.social 13 points 1 month ago (1 child) At least for humans, skin is an organ. So I am imagining that Klingons have an extra skin somewhere like as a pouch, and when their main skin is too damaged, all of their bones and shit slide into the spare skin. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] homes@piefed.world 14 points 1 month ago* maybe they just have extra layers, making their skin very thick? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] homes@piefed.world 15 points 1 month ago (1 child) Kor! The Dahar Master! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] grue@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (2 children) Man, old age hits Klingons like a truck. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] homes@piefed.world 16 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 child) he's, like, 140 in that picture. the actor John Collins who played him was 71. Collins is also one of few actors to consistently play the same character in 3 series (TOS, TAS, DS9) and for over 30 years, pretty much right up until he died permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] grue@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago* (1 child) (It was meant to be a joke about the makeup changes between TOS and DS9, pretending the forehead ridges were extreme wrinkles.) permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] homes@piefed.world 12 points 1 month ago permalink fedilink source parent [–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 1 point 1 month ago Klingon don't cling on. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] grue@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (2 children) Man, old age hits Klingons like a truck. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] homes@piefed.world 16 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 child) he's, like, 140 in that picture. the actor John Collins who played him was 71. Collins is also one of few actors to consistently play the same character in 3 series (TOS, TAS, DS9) and for over 30 years, pretty much right up until he died permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] grue@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago* (1 child) (It was meant to be a joke about the makeup changes between TOS and DS9, pretending the forehead ridges were extreme wrinkles.) permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] homes@piefed.world 12 points 1 month ago permalink fedilink source parent [–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 1 point 1 month ago Klingon don't cling on. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] homes@piefed.world 16 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 child) he's, like, 140 in that picture. the actor John Collins who played him was 71. Collins is also one of few actors to consistently play the same character in 3 series (TOS, TAS, DS9) and for over 30 years, pretty much right up until he died permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] grue@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago* (1 child) (It was meant to be a joke about the makeup changes between TOS and DS9, pretending the forehead ridges were extreme wrinkles.) permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] homes@piefed.world 12 points 1 month ago permalink fedilink source parent
[–] grue@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago* (1 child) (It was meant to be a joke about the makeup changes between TOS and DS9, pretending the forehead ridges were extreme wrinkles.) permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] homes@piefed.world 12 points 1 month ago permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 1 point 1 month ago Klingon don't cling on. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ViatorOmnium@piefed.social 6 points 1 month ago (1 child) Klingons have two of every organ. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] BillyClark@piefed.social 13 points 1 month ago (1 child) At least for humans, skin is an organ. So I am imagining that Klingons have an extra skin somewhere like as a pouch, and when their main skin is too damaged, all of their bones and shit slide into the spare skin. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] homes@piefed.world 14 points 1 month ago* maybe they just have extra layers, making their skin very thick? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] BillyClark@piefed.social 13 points 1 month ago (1 child) At least for humans, skin is an organ. So I am imagining that Klingons have an extra skin somewhere like as a pouch, and when their main skin is too damaged, all of their bones and shit slide into the spare skin. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] homes@piefed.world 14 points 1 month ago* maybe they just have extra layers, making their skin very thick? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] homes@piefed.world 14 points 1 month ago* maybe they just have extra layers, making their skin very thick? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 1 month ago And for surviving reproduction permalink fedilink source parent
[–] homes@piefed.world 8 points 1 month ago* (1 child) It is still a matter of debate whether Klingons have two penises or simply have two urethrae in one gigantic penis. We’re just gonna have to see a naked male Klingon to be absolutely sure… However, since they can easily mate with females of other humanoid species, I think the latter is far more likely. How would two penises even work anyway? Do Klingon women have two vaginas? And how would THAT work? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (1 child) Not to get too graphic, but human women have two holes very close in proximity to each other. The rest, as they say, is an exercise for the reader. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] homes@piefed.world 7 points 1 month ago* (1 child) No, no… Go ahead and get graphic. Draw me a picture and post it. See, I wouldn’t know, because I do not have sex with women (human or otherwise). And, being a man, I can’t get my second hole down there, as I’m simply not that flexible. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 child) I think DP DC Fontana wrote that into the backstory permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] homes@piefed.world 4 points 1 month ago such a sweet old lady ❤️ permalink fedilink source parent
[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (1 child) Not to get too graphic, but human women have two holes very close in proximity to each other. The rest, as they say, is an exercise for the reader. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] homes@piefed.world 7 points 1 month ago* (1 child) No, no… Go ahead and get graphic. Draw me a picture and post it. See, I wouldn’t know, because I do not have sex with women (human or otherwise). And, being a man, I can’t get my second hole down there, as I’m simply not that flexible. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 child) I think DP DC Fontana wrote that into the backstory permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] homes@piefed.world 4 points 1 month ago such a sweet old lady ❤️ permalink fedilink source parent
[–] homes@piefed.world 7 points 1 month ago* (1 child) No, no… Go ahead and get graphic. Draw me a picture and post it. See, I wouldn’t know, because I do not have sex with women (human or otherwise). And, being a man, I can’t get my second hole down there, as I’m simply not that flexible. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 child) I think DP DC Fontana wrote that into the backstory permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] homes@piefed.world 4 points 1 month ago such a sweet old lady ❤️ permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 child) I think DP DC Fontana wrote that into the backstory permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] homes@piefed.world 4 points 1 month ago such a sweet old lady ❤️ permalink fedilink source parent
[–] homes@piefed.world 4 points 1 month ago such a sweet old lady ❤️ permalink fedilink source parent