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Brand New Sentence

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There was a point where like thirty different churches claimed to own Christ's foreskin. (thelemmy.club)

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[–] Dojan@pawb.social 2 points 3 months ago (1 child)

Jesus gets pregnant through sounding and gives birth through his dick. 10/10 interpretation. Make this canon.

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[–] TranscendentalEmpire@lemmy.today 3 points 3 months ago

I have been trying to present my hypothesis to the pope, but the fucking swiss dudes won't let me near him with my presentation board.

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