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There was a point where like thirty different churches claimed to own Christ's foreskin. (thelemmy.club)
submitted 3 months ago by [M] to c/BrandNewSentence@lemmy.today
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[–] 5 points 3 months ago (10 children)

Would a divine being not have a penis?

I think it would make more sense if they had something more in-between . Maybe Jesus just had a huge clit, like a female hyena.

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  • [–] 1 point 3 months ago (7 children)

    There's no sense to be made anywhere in the story of Jesus, but I was wondering if one unwritten tradition (or maybe written) would be the equipmentless angels from Dogma (Alan Rickman's Metatron).

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  • [–] 1 point 3 months ago (6 children)

    Idk, the huge clit thing is kinda thematic. It would be cool if angels could be tempted by pleasure, even create life, but doing so would be super painful.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago* (5 children)

    One of my favorite comments about Jesus is, “So basically Jesus has the morality of an average woman, but he's a man so that makes him special somehow?”

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago (4 children)

    Seeee, my theory explains a lot of inconsistencies about Jesus. A moralistic man from ancient Mesopotamia is just too far fetched. I need to put together a slide show for the pope so we can retcon this.

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  • [–] 1 point 3 months ago (3 children)

    If Jesus was trans, wouldn't have leaned harder into stereotypical masculity? Maybe that's when he took up carpentry.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    I was thinking more of an intersex situation.

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