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Hell yea, more chain email copypastas turned into movies ala God's Not Dead (thelemmy.club)
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[–] 29 points 3 months ago (9 children)

jesus-christ

I really need to get someone to finance Death By Cloud

If they'll fund this garbage, why wouldn't they fund a movie where a group of teenagers have to fight for their lives against a genetically engineered super-cloud?

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  • [–] 21 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (6 children)

    Didn't Stephen King already do The Fog or something like that?

    Edit: It was The Mist!🤦

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  • [–] 20 points 3 months ago (5 children)

    See, the cloud is a sentient evil physical creature

    Created by Doctor Frictor Wankenstein for the US government out of the most evil, yet affordable DNA available

    Of course, such a terrible thing cannot be controlled and it breaks loose the same weekend as the Tri-State High School Teen Rally for High School Teens

    The teens have to work together to discover the cloud's weakness and kill it before they all suffer...

    DEATH BY CLOUD

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  • [–] 6 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    Does it turn people inside out?

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  • [–] 8 points 3 months ago

    Acid rain, lightning strikes, hail the size of Buicks, hurricane-force winds

    The finale has one of the teens use a stolen army helicopter to fly into the cloud and shoot it to death

    I'm very proud of the fact that I came up with the line, "Of course, a helicopter! Helicopters fly in an entirely different way than planes!"

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