I was out camping last week and this cutie stopped by to visit the campfire

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[–] [S] 2 points 3 months ago*

if you wouldn't call him lumpy, it's not me (surgical scars gave me some fun new lumps). no worries. my wife is a proud blonde too, and she uses similar reasoning to yours around blonde jokes. for some reason (i wonder why) it's never a blond joke.

we like the one where (forgive the horrible delivery) there's a blonde hopping alongside the railroad tracks chanting 34! 34! 34! and a brunette stops and just stares and stares until she gets hit by a train and the blonde starts chanting 35! 35! 35!

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