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Shower thoughts in the shower (thelemmy.club)
submitted 2 months ago by [M] to c/atheistmemes@lemmy.world
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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.today/post/55155195

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[–] 21 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Why do people just GIVE their soul to Jesus when Satan is willing to pay you for it?

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  • [–] 5 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    Satan doesn’t want your soul. He wants you to use it for yourselves.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    Technically, he wants to use it to get back at God for casting him and his buddies into hell in the first place.

    It’s complicated

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    Depends upon whether you subscribe to Christian propaganda, medieval literature, or modern-day non-esoteric Satanism.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago*

    Oh, I definitely prefer John Milton‘s version from Paradise Lost. It’s by far the most interesting, and, at least, consistent. However, reading it was a fucking nightmare. Eat my ass, iambic pentameter. I never would’ve gotten through it without the annotated version from Norton’s Anthology of English Literature.

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