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[–] StillAlive@piefed.world 48 points 2 months ago (3 children) Because that lore isn't from The Bible, it's from Dante's Inferno and Milton's Paradise Lost. permalink fedilink source hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] halcyoncmdr@piefed.social 20 points 2 months ago (3 children) The number of people that think things from Dante's Inferno and Paradise Lost are from the Bible is shockingly large. Just goes to show how few actually read anything from the various flavors of Bible. So much effort to bring those words to a form the average person could read, instead of relying on Clergy to interpret for them... and no one does it. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (1 child) i mean, they're fanfiction based off contemporary understandings of the bible, so i get it. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Kalothar@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 months ago* (1 child) I’m pretty sure Dante Alighieri was not writing fanfiction, but was in fact creating a satirical work, as he wrote this during his years of being Excommunicated. Which is also part of The reason it’s referred to as The Divine Comedy (La Divina Commedia). He was excommunicated for false political crimes. Also Dante’s Inferno was also a proof of concept for what became the modern Italian language. ( though if you’re saying fan fiction sarcastically I do agree) permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Alwaysnownevernotme@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 child) Look man if someone comes to found a new language based on Harry Potter smut it won't change what it was. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Kalothar@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 months ago (1 child) Hahaha, that’s a fantastic point permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 point 2 months ago* (1 child) @Alwaysnownevernotme@lemmy.world i would like to read this harry potter smut what caused a new language please. alohomydrawersa Also i was using the term fanfiction very, very loosely. not so much sarcastically, but more in finger quotes. damn limitations of media with only a few types of emphasis. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Alwaysnownevernotme@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 child) I mean didn't he literally write his political rivals into positions of suffering and misery and make them admit to culpability and guilt? It's honestly a little more sad than normal pottersmut, it would be like if you wrote about how your bosses son is a Hufflepuff and can't get laid. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 child) ...write pottersmut where that one boss who was mean to me and keeps getting divorced gets divorced because he's so bad at sex he literally can't get laid, and it will inspire a new language, you are full of good ideas can we go to coffee sometime? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Alwaysnownevernotme@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 child) I'm not opposed, just keep me out of your magnum opus. 😉 permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 point 2 months ago what about a dedication page, as the sexiest sex that ever sexed sex? permalink fedilink source parent [–] sunbytes@lemmy.world 1 point 2 months ago (1 child) So much effort? Isn't it the second most mass produced book in the world? After a certain point, the automation makes making more of them effortless. Also, it's an attention economy. If you want me to read your self-help/alt-history book, you need to give me an actual reason. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] halcyoncmdr@piefed.social 1 point 2 months ago So much effort? You do realize the movable type printing press was invented by Gutenberg and initially used to reproduce the bible right? So yeah... a lot of effort was most definitely put into bringing the Bible to the general masses. Isn’t it the second most mass produced book in the world? After a certain point, the automation makes making more of them effortless. That's kind of the point of the invention... to reproduce it at scale so it would be cheaper and everyone could read it instead of relying on the clergy to interpret for them. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gutenberg_Bible permalink fedilink source parent [–] 0x0@infosec.pub 0 points 2 months ago Make it bitesized shorts of it, then we can talk about your propaganda permalink fedilink source parent [–] Damage@feddit.it 10 points 2 months ago (1 child) It's been a while since the Divina Commedia was inflicted on me, but as far as I recall, Lucifer doesn't really rule hell, he's called its emperor but he's just its foremost prisoner. The only people he's punishing are the three great sinners he's chewing on, but that's more of a fluke. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 6 points 2 months ago* This perfectly explains where we got retail management hierarchy from. permalink fedilink source parent [–] luciferofastora@feddit.org 2 points 2 months ago Inferno has the Devil frozen at the heart of hell, struggling in vain to break free, his beating wings producing the freezing wind that keeps him trapped. Not my idea of a ruler, to be honest. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] halcyoncmdr@piefed.social 20 points 2 months ago (3 children) The number of people that think things from Dante's Inferno and Paradise Lost are from the Bible is shockingly large. Just goes to show how few actually read anything from the various flavors of Bible. So much effort to bring those words to a form the average person could read, instead of relying on Clergy to interpret for them... and no one does it. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (1 child) i mean, they're fanfiction based off contemporary understandings of the bible, so i get it. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Kalothar@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 months ago* (1 child) I’m pretty sure Dante Alighieri was not writing fanfiction, but was in fact creating a satirical work, as he wrote this during his years of being Excommunicated. Which is also part of The reason it’s referred to as The Divine Comedy (La Divina Commedia). He was excommunicated for false political crimes. Also Dante’s Inferno was also a proof of concept for what became the modern Italian language. ( though if you’re saying fan fiction sarcastically I do agree) permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Alwaysnownevernotme@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 child) Look man if someone comes to found a new language based on Harry Potter smut it won't change what it was. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Kalothar@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 months ago (1 child) Hahaha, that’s a fantastic point permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 point 2 months ago* (1 child) @Alwaysnownevernotme@lemmy.world i would like to read this harry potter smut what caused a new language please. alohomydrawersa Also i was using the term fanfiction very, very loosely. not so much sarcastically, but more in finger quotes. damn limitations of media with only a few types of emphasis. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Alwaysnownevernotme@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 child) I mean didn't he literally write his political rivals into positions of suffering and misery and make them admit to culpability and guilt? It's honestly a little more sad than normal pottersmut, it would be like if you wrote about how your bosses son is a Hufflepuff and can't get laid. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 child) ...write pottersmut where that one boss who was mean to me and keeps getting divorced gets divorced because he's so bad at sex he literally can't get laid, and it will inspire a new language, you are full of good ideas can we go to coffee sometime? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Alwaysnownevernotme@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 child) I'm not opposed, just keep me out of your magnum opus. 😉 permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 point 2 months ago what about a dedication page, as the sexiest sex that ever sexed sex? permalink fedilink source parent [–] sunbytes@lemmy.world 1 point 2 months ago (1 child) So much effort? Isn't it the second most mass produced book in the world? After a certain point, the automation makes making more of them effortless. Also, it's an attention economy. If you want me to read your self-help/alt-history book, you need to give me an actual reason. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] halcyoncmdr@piefed.social 1 point 2 months ago So much effort? You do realize the movable type printing press was invented by Gutenberg and initially used to reproduce the bible right? So yeah... a lot of effort was most definitely put into bringing the Bible to the general masses. Isn’t it the second most mass produced book in the world? After a certain point, the automation makes making more of them effortless. That's kind of the point of the invention... to reproduce it at scale so it would be cheaper and everyone could read it instead of relying on the clergy to interpret for them. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gutenberg_Bible permalink fedilink source parent [–] 0x0@infosec.pub 0 points 2 months ago Make it bitesized shorts of it, then we can talk about your propaganda permalink fedilink source parent
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (1 child) i mean, they're fanfiction based off contemporary understandings of the bible, so i get it. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Kalothar@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 months ago* (1 child) I’m pretty sure Dante Alighieri was not writing fanfiction, but was in fact creating a satirical work, as he wrote this during his years of being Excommunicated. Which is also part of The reason it’s referred to as The Divine Comedy (La Divina Commedia). He was excommunicated for false political crimes. Also Dante’s Inferno was also a proof of concept for what became the modern Italian language. ( though if you’re saying fan fiction sarcastically I do agree) permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Alwaysnownevernotme@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 child) Look man if someone comes to found a new language based on Harry Potter smut it won't change what it was. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Kalothar@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 months ago (1 child) Hahaha, that’s a fantastic point permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 point 2 months ago* (1 child) @Alwaysnownevernotme@lemmy.world i would like to read this harry potter smut what caused a new language please. alohomydrawersa Also i was using the term fanfiction very, very loosely. not so much sarcastically, but more in finger quotes. damn limitations of media with only a few types of emphasis. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Alwaysnownevernotme@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 child) I mean didn't he literally write his political rivals into positions of suffering and misery and make them admit to culpability and guilt? It's honestly a little more sad than normal pottersmut, it would be like if you wrote about how your bosses son is a Hufflepuff and can't get laid. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 child) ...write pottersmut where that one boss who was mean to me and keeps getting divorced gets divorced because he's so bad at sex he literally can't get laid, and it will inspire a new language, you are full of good ideas can we go to coffee sometime? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Alwaysnownevernotme@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 child) I'm not opposed, just keep me out of your magnum opus. 😉 permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 point 2 months ago what about a dedication page, as the sexiest sex that ever sexed sex? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Kalothar@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 months ago* (1 child) I’m pretty sure Dante Alighieri was not writing fanfiction, but was in fact creating a satirical work, as he wrote this during his years of being Excommunicated. Which is also part of The reason it’s referred to as The Divine Comedy (La Divina Commedia). He was excommunicated for false political crimes. Also Dante’s Inferno was also a proof of concept for what became the modern Italian language. ( though if you’re saying fan fiction sarcastically I do agree) permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Alwaysnownevernotme@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 child) Look man if someone comes to found a new language based on Harry Potter smut it won't change what it was. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Kalothar@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 months ago (1 child) Hahaha, that’s a fantastic point permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 point 2 months ago* (1 child) @Alwaysnownevernotme@lemmy.world i would like to read this harry potter smut what caused a new language please. alohomydrawersa Also i was using the term fanfiction very, very loosely. not so much sarcastically, but more in finger quotes. damn limitations of media with only a few types of emphasis. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Alwaysnownevernotme@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 child) I mean didn't he literally write his political rivals into positions of suffering and misery and make them admit to culpability and guilt? It's honestly a little more sad than normal pottersmut, it would be like if you wrote about how your bosses son is a Hufflepuff and can't get laid. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 child) ...write pottersmut where that one boss who was mean to me and keeps getting divorced gets divorced because he's so bad at sex he literally can't get laid, and it will inspire a new language, you are full of good ideas can we go to coffee sometime? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Alwaysnownevernotme@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 child) I'm not opposed, just keep me out of your magnum opus. 😉 permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 point 2 months ago what about a dedication page, as the sexiest sex that ever sexed sex? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Alwaysnownevernotme@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 child) Look man if someone comes to found a new language based on Harry Potter smut it won't change what it was. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Kalothar@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 months ago (1 child) Hahaha, that’s a fantastic point permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 point 2 months ago* (1 child) @Alwaysnownevernotme@lemmy.world i would like to read this harry potter smut what caused a new language please. alohomydrawersa Also i was using the term fanfiction very, very loosely. not so much sarcastically, but more in finger quotes. damn limitations of media with only a few types of emphasis. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Alwaysnownevernotme@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 child) I mean didn't he literally write his political rivals into positions of suffering and misery and make them admit to culpability and guilt? It's honestly a little more sad than normal pottersmut, it would be like if you wrote about how your bosses son is a Hufflepuff and can't get laid. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 child) ...write pottersmut where that one boss who was mean to me and keeps getting divorced gets divorced because he's so bad at sex he literally can't get laid, and it will inspire a new language, you are full of good ideas can we go to coffee sometime? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Alwaysnownevernotme@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 child) I'm not opposed, just keep me out of your magnum opus. 😉 permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 point 2 months ago what about a dedication page, as the sexiest sex that ever sexed sex? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Kalothar@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 months ago (1 child) Hahaha, that’s a fantastic point permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 point 2 months ago* (1 child) @Alwaysnownevernotme@lemmy.world i would like to read this harry potter smut what caused a new language please. alohomydrawersa Also i was using the term fanfiction very, very loosely. not so much sarcastically, but more in finger quotes. damn limitations of media with only a few types of emphasis. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Alwaysnownevernotme@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 child) I mean didn't he literally write his political rivals into positions of suffering and misery and make them admit to culpability and guilt? It's honestly a little more sad than normal pottersmut, it would be like if you wrote about how your bosses son is a Hufflepuff and can't get laid. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 child) ...write pottersmut where that one boss who was mean to me and keeps getting divorced gets divorced because he's so bad at sex he literally can't get laid, and it will inspire a new language, you are full of good ideas can we go to coffee sometime? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Alwaysnownevernotme@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 child) I'm not opposed, just keep me out of your magnum opus. 😉 permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 point 2 months ago what about a dedication page, as the sexiest sex that ever sexed sex? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 point 2 months ago* (1 child) @Alwaysnownevernotme@lemmy.world i would like to read this harry potter smut what caused a new language please. alohomydrawersa Also i was using the term fanfiction very, very loosely. not so much sarcastically, but more in finger quotes. damn limitations of media with only a few types of emphasis. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Alwaysnownevernotme@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 child) I mean didn't he literally write his political rivals into positions of suffering and misery and make them admit to culpability and guilt? It's honestly a little more sad than normal pottersmut, it would be like if you wrote about how your bosses son is a Hufflepuff and can't get laid. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 child) ...write pottersmut where that one boss who was mean to me and keeps getting divorced gets divorced because he's so bad at sex he literally can't get laid, and it will inspire a new language, you are full of good ideas can we go to coffee sometime? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Alwaysnownevernotme@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 child) I'm not opposed, just keep me out of your magnum opus. 😉 permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 point 2 months ago what about a dedication page, as the sexiest sex that ever sexed sex? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Alwaysnownevernotme@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 child) I mean didn't he literally write his political rivals into positions of suffering and misery and make them admit to culpability and guilt? It's honestly a little more sad than normal pottersmut, it would be like if you wrote about how your bosses son is a Hufflepuff and can't get laid. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 child) ...write pottersmut where that one boss who was mean to me and keeps getting divorced gets divorced because he's so bad at sex he literally can't get laid, and it will inspire a new language, you are full of good ideas can we go to coffee sometime? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Alwaysnownevernotme@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 child) I'm not opposed, just keep me out of your magnum opus. 😉 permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 point 2 months ago what about a dedication page, as the sexiest sex that ever sexed sex? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 child) ...write pottersmut where that one boss who was mean to me and keeps getting divorced gets divorced because he's so bad at sex he literally can't get laid, and it will inspire a new language, you are full of good ideas can we go to coffee sometime? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Alwaysnownevernotme@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 child) I'm not opposed, just keep me out of your magnum opus. 😉 permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 point 2 months ago what about a dedication page, as the sexiest sex that ever sexed sex? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Alwaysnownevernotme@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 child) I'm not opposed, just keep me out of your magnum opus. 😉 permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 point 2 months ago what about a dedication page, as the sexiest sex that ever sexed sex? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 point 2 months ago what about a dedication page, as the sexiest sex that ever sexed sex? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] sunbytes@lemmy.world 1 point 2 months ago (1 child) So much effort? Isn't it the second most mass produced book in the world? After a certain point, the automation makes making more of them effortless. Also, it's an attention economy. If you want me to read your self-help/alt-history book, you need to give me an actual reason. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] halcyoncmdr@piefed.social 1 point 2 months ago So much effort? You do realize the movable type printing press was invented by Gutenberg and initially used to reproduce the bible right? So yeah... a lot of effort was most definitely put into bringing the Bible to the general masses. Isn’t it the second most mass produced book in the world? After a certain point, the automation makes making more of them effortless. That's kind of the point of the invention... to reproduce it at scale so it would be cheaper and everyone could read it instead of relying on the clergy to interpret for them. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gutenberg_Bible permalink fedilink source parent
[–] halcyoncmdr@piefed.social 1 point 2 months ago So much effort? You do realize the movable type printing press was invented by Gutenberg and initially used to reproduce the bible right? So yeah... a lot of effort was most definitely put into bringing the Bible to the general masses. Isn’t it the second most mass produced book in the world? After a certain point, the automation makes making more of them effortless. That's kind of the point of the invention... to reproduce it at scale so it would be cheaper and everyone could read it instead of relying on the clergy to interpret for them. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gutenberg_Bible permalink fedilink source parent
[–] 0x0@infosec.pub 0 points 2 months ago Make it bitesized shorts of it, then we can talk about your propaganda permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Damage@feddit.it 10 points 2 months ago (1 child) It's been a while since the Divina Commedia was inflicted on me, but as far as I recall, Lucifer doesn't really rule hell, he's called its emperor but he's just its foremost prisoner. The only people he's punishing are the three great sinners he's chewing on, but that's more of a fluke. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 6 points 2 months ago* This perfectly explains where we got retail management hierarchy from. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 6 points 2 months ago* This perfectly explains where we got retail management hierarchy from. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] luciferofastora@feddit.org 2 points 2 months ago Inferno has the Devil frozen at the heart of hell, struggling in vain to break free, his beating wings producing the freezing wind that keeps him trapped. Not my idea of a ruler, to be honest. permalink fedilink source parent