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[–] 20 points 3 months ago (1 child)

he'll end up giving the algae 300 billion dollars

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  • [–] 6 points 3 months ago

    Folks, I spoke with the algae, very handsome algae, and we agreed to a ceasefire. Everyone knows I make the best deals, I told them, you take these $300b and agree to leave my pool. The algae packed their things and left. I saw them out, out like the losers they are. I said, you move now, I give you $300b, bing bing bong and you're gone, and can you believe it? the algae pulled out their suitcases and we had a deal.

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