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[-] kleeon@hexbear.net 20 points 3 weeks ago

he'll end up giving the algae 300 billion dollars

[-] The_Filthy_Commie@lemmygrad.ml 6 points 3 weeks ago

Folks, I spoke with the algae, very handsome algae, and we agreed to a ceasefire. Everyone knows I make the best deals, I told them, you take these $300b and agree to leave my pool. The algae packed their things and left. I saw them out, out like the losers they are. I said, you move now, I give you $300b, bing bing bong and you're gone, and can you believe it? the algae pulled out their suitcases and we had a deal.

this post was submitted on 19 Jun 2026
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