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Meta CTO reports employee morale is near historic lows, prompting leadership to propose boosting workplace snack budgets (digg.com)
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[–] 28 points 3 months ago (1 child)

“These humans, they are attracted to rich nourishment aren’t they? These so called “snacks”, can we use them as a dopamine initiator?”

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago

    The worker units of the species are motivated by imaginary numbers to an extent. However, these imaginary numbers are increasingly traded for sustenance. Thus perhapswe can provide sustenance directly!

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