70
submitted 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) by Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to c/asklemmy@lemmy.world

Looking for stories of times you interacted with a criminal organization in any capacity. Were/are there any infamous locals frequently talked about in your area (please don't dox yourself). Please give a genuine answer not a political stance. The only one I think I've had was a story I've told here before about having met an Aryan brotherhood guy when I was 12ish.

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[-] SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 11 hours ago

Very pleasant for me, my girlfriend in the late 90s and early 2000s was a mildly upmarket dealer, and I got work through her contacts which was usually safe. I ended up doing a lot of work through her dealer, who was the big fish in a town of about 300K people.

I got nice presents, got paid to chaperone his daughter and her friends for a week (free holiday!), got better work contacts for myself, very cheap electrical goods, free drugs, and had a favour I never got around to calling in.

I did spend a day digging up his garden looking for a nine bar of resin that he'd buried while high, which was hard work (we didn't find it), and there was a time I was interviewed by police while I was hiding enough speed in my house that it's sale could have bought said house, but it was otherwise just an informal business relationship with occasional blowjobs.

10/10 would do again.

[-] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 hours ago

but it was otherwise just an informal business relationship with occasional blowjobs.

Blowjobs from whom? Hopefully they weren't also dealing in human trafficking...

[-] SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 hour ago

From me.

He dealt in drugs and kept in his lane, but knew how to get pretty much anything for a price. And I became part of that anything.

[-] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

Sounds like a pleasant experience lol

[-] SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 4 hours ago

It was a mixed bag TBH - that girlfriend was very abusive, and sometimes when I received a work request is was heavily implied that it would be a bad idea to turn it down ... though I never had any trouble from any of those clients.

I ended up with a drug problem - at least a couple of codene and a dab of speed before my feet hit the floor getting out if bed, and then more stuff through the day. My kidneys are pretty fucked.

But, the positive experiences were very positive, and I gained a lot of life experience which still comes in handy to this day :-)

this post was submitted on 11 Jun 2026
70 points (100.0% liked)

Ask Lemmy

39933 readers
950 users here now

A Fediverse community for open-ended, thought provoking questions


Rules: (interactive)


1) Be nice and; have funDoxxing, trolling, sealioning, racism, toxicity and dog-whistling are not welcomed in AskLemmy. Remember what your mother said: if you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all. In addition, the site-wide Lemmy.world terms of service also apply here. Please familiarize yourself with them


2) All posts must end with a '?'This is sort of like Jeopardy. Please phrase all post titles in the form of a proper question ending with ?


3) No spamPlease do not flood the community with nonsense. Actual suspected spammers will be banned on site. No astroturfing.


4) NSFW is okay, within reasonJust remember to tag posts with either a content warning or a [NSFW] tag. Overtly sexual posts are not allowed, please direct them to either !asklemmyafterdark@lemmy.world or !asklemmynsfw@lemmynsfw.com. NSFW comments should be restricted to posts tagged [NSFW].


5) This is not a support community.
It is not a place for 'how do I?', type questions. If you have any questions regarding the site itself or would like to report a community, please direct them to Lemmy.world Support or email info@lemmy.world. For other questions check our partnered communities list, or use the search function.


6) No US Politics.
Please don't post about current US Politics. If you need to do this, try !politicaldiscussion@lemmy.world or !askusa@discuss.online


Reminder: The terms of service apply here too.

Partnered Communities:

Tech Support

No Stupid Questions

You Should Know

Reddit

Jokes

Ask Ouija


Logo design credit goes to: tubbadu


founded 3 years ago
MODERATORS