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Installed a bidet this weekend.
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so jelly. I have wanted one forever. what did you end up getting? When I was doing better I was intent on doing it but sorta had decision paralysis.
i have an old Biobidet i got a few decades ago. it was a few hundred bucks but has a hot water tank on the side of the toilet. gotta get one with warm/heated water.
our house is basically set up that the bathrooms attached to bedrooms have warm water bidets (washlets technically) and the other bathrooms have simple cold bidets.
LuxeBidet is the model I got.
Totally entry level, hooks up to the water supply to the toilet tank. No heat or special features, stupid easy to install. Price around $50.
To my mind, no need to go more expensive until you know more what you might want.
I do have an aunt and uncle who got an expensive toilet bidet unit with heated seat and all the features... after having tried my bidet while visiting.
Plus with the cheap unit you get the bonus of hearing the startled yelps of your uninitiated guests as cold water hits their asshole for the first time.
Depending on bathroom layout you can also spray off the curtains for a quick in-place cleaning. This post sponsored by Luxe-gang.
I installed luxebidets during covid. Still working great. My wife and I both work in hospitals and didn't have time to fight the crowd for TP.
Dude I got a cheap $40 or $50 one from Amazon years ago that just sprays cold water and it's glorious. It doesn't matter which one you get, you just gotta get that water on your butt hole!
I sort want warm water.
You've not lived until the toothless one has tasted the cold water fount on a hot summer day.