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submitted 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) by MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

sicko-jammin sicko-biker sicko-pig

I'm cycle pilled and fully electric. I've got wind in my hair and bugs in my teeth. I've got places to be and sweat stains in my pits. I'm moisturized, unbothered, in my (protected!) bike lane, and flourishing. I can't fully ditch my car yet for intermittent long distance commute reasons, BUT, I think I will be able to when I switch projects next year. Capitalism is a fuck, death to AmeriKKKa, may crude oil go to $1000 a gallon!

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[-] pr06lefs@lemmy.ml 19 points 5 days ago

fuck "master race" anything

[-] MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net 26 points 5 days ago

tricked-out-ride ring ring passing on your left

[-] gayspacemarxist@hexbear.net 11 points 5 days ago
[-] MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net 20 points 5 days ago

stalin-nyet

Please. I'm a 6 year member. Do I need to write it in Maoist standard English to get the parody across? I said passing on your 'left' as an intentional pun too. This is a shit post, don't be shitty.

[-] gayspacemarxist@hexbear.net 6 points 5 days ago

I mean yeah, that might make it a little funny. Ig I should have checked your papers.

[-] MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net 6 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Uphold c/main thought. Fuckin revisionists up in here pretending to do praxis by hating jokes. we're all safer now thank you congratulations

[-] gayspacemarxist@hexbear.net 3 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Ur mad because u made yourself the butt of the joke by pretending to be a nazi with the "master race" thing. You can make the joke if you really have to, but we also have to call you Hitler and stunt on you. A fake nazi is only funny when he is being mocked or beaten, you see? Otherwise we're conjuring the image just to have him around.

[-] MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net 1 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

measurehead I cannot hear you over the sound of the wind in my hair. Turn off your car's engine and speak like a civilized creature, perhaps you will finally form an intelligent thought without that inhuman noise flooding your brain

[-] gayspacemarxist@hexbear.net 2 points 4 days ago

Funny joke! The punchline is dehumanization lmayo

[-] MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net 1 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Cease your car posting citizen, or face my wrath volcel-judge

Two leftists calling each other "crakkker" online, name a more classic duo. I'll wait.

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