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Just joined the cult of the ebike. Get in here and brag about how much you love the micro mobility revolution! (hexbear.net)
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sicko-jammin sicko-biker sicko-pig

I'm cycle pilled and fully electric. I've got wind in my hair and bugs in my teeth. I've got places to be and sweat stains in my pits. I'm moisturized, unbothered, in my (protected!) bike lane, and flourishing. I can't fully ditch my car yet for intermittent long distance commute reasons, BUT, I think I will be able to when I switch projects next year. Capitalism is a fuck, death to AmeriKKKa, may crude oil go to $1000 a gallon!

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[–] [S] 20 points 4 months ago (6 children)

stalin-nyet

Please. I'm a 6 year member. Do I need to write it in Maoist standard English to get the parody across? I said passing on your 'left' as an intentional pun too. This is a shit post, don't be shitty.

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    Uphold c/main thought. Fuckin revisionists up in here pretending to do praxis by hating jokes. we're all safer now thank you congratulations

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  • [–] [S] 1 point 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

    measurehead I cannot hear you over the sound of the wind in my hair. Turn off your car's engine and speak like a civilized creature, perhaps you will finally form an intelligent thought without that inhuman noise flooding your brain

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