These with offices usually cost 10-30 bucks a month.
Such bullshit!
My bank with abundant offices all over town is free. Their only requirement is that I keep at least $10 in my account. And that's pretty much the norm. Most banks here are like that.
If that's possible here, why isn't it possible there? Maybe this is a huge business opportunity for someone who wants to start a new bank (or expand an existing one) in your area -- one with low/no fees and good, in-person customer support.