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-Elephants can't jump.

-Starfish don't brains.

-Cheetahs are almost literally giant housecats: they purr, they meow, they don't attack humans and are surprisingly easy to tame.

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[-] AlabasterQueen76@discuss.online 2 points 4 hours ago

So what do I do? I now have some meerkats following me home.

[-] spittingimage@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

Grooming them for parasites is probably a good start.

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