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[-] edwardbear@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

I would be fuckin impressed though, when that thing fthwamps on the table.

[-] youcantreadthis@quokk.au 4 points 1 day ago

Can't hold game controllers without an erection not practical

[-] edwardbear@lemmy.world 2 points 23 hours ago

I mean the dexterity would be literally fucked up, but imagine smashing your literal dick on a finishing move, while 1v1ing your homie

[-] youcantreadthis@quokk.au 1 points 21 hours ago

It would be my middle finger for flipping people off what would I even press with that

[-] swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 14 hours ago
[-] youcantreadthis@quokk.au 1 points 12 hours ago

How simultaneously large and small are your hands

[-] swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 12 hours ago

It ain't the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean 😉

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