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Shapeshifting (thelemmy.club)
submitted 3 months ago by [M] to c/Tumblr@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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[–] 7 points 3 months ago* (1 child)

Even shape shifting is dangerous but the worst thing I risk is getting blood everywhere when I flip you off turning my middle finger into a dick thicker than my hand

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  • [–] 5 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    I would be fuckin impressed though, when that thing fthwamps on the table.

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  • [–] 4 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    Can't hold game controllers without an erection not practical

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    I mean the dexterity would be literally fucked up, but imagine smashing your literal dick on a finishing move, while 1v1ing your homie

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  • [–] 1 point 3 months ago (1 child)

    It would be my middle finger for flipping people off what would I even press with that

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  • [–] 1 point 3 months ago (1 child)

    Triggers?

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  • [–] 1 point 3 months ago (1 child)

    How simultaneously large and small are your hands

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