Here we are in a bar and you've told me you're a fireman and you were "on scene at ground zero on 9/11". That's a lame pick up line.

[Laughing] Why?

How old are you?

35.

So - you were "on scene at ground zero on 9/11" when you were eleven? Get lost.

[He walks away. But the bar is real big and can keep trying.]