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Cybertruck Driver Tests “Wade Mode” in Grapevine Lake, Test Ends with Bricked Truck & Driver in Jail. (fuelarc.com)

submitted 3 months ago by KayLeadfoot@fedia.io to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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Well, I would say the test results were conclusive, if nothing else.

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[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 months ago (5 children)

Neither did this guy, at least not intentionally.

It seems like a vehicle being driven in a body of water is considered a vessel, and that's just absurd.

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[–] vinceman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 3 months ago

It's really not absurd. If you're going to attempt to use your truck as a boat, you're going to hit by both sides of consequences.

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[–] athatet@lemmy.zip 4 points 3 months ago (1 child)

But he did intentionally drive it out there with the intent to use it as a boat.

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[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 1 point 3 months ago

No, he intended to use it as a vehicle. Off road vehicles drive through water all the time.

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[–] Auli@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 months ago (1 child)

No it says stored. And thus was "stored" not by choice but it was.

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[–] Serinus@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

Well, kinda by choice.

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