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Two Americans Arrested for Terrifying Baby Monkey Punch in Reckless Promotional Stunt (essential-japan.com)

submitted 3 months ago by sundray@lemmus.org to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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"Punch" is the name of the adorable baby monkey. There was no violence, thankfully. All of the animals are unharmed.

And the point of this idiocy?

It was later revealed that this appalling stunt was orchestrated purely as a promotional gimmick for a cryptocurrency meme coin.

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[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 14 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Oh so that's why on 30 April at night we all get together on Blocksberg to chant about how much we love the euro.

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[–] wieson@feddit.org 10 points 3 months ago (1 child)

EUROLIEBE! EUROLIEBE!

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[–] MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

EUROLIEBE!!!!!!!!

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