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[-] Lumidaub@feddit.org 26 points 1 day ago

Kids, play nice, you can share a national sport, just like everybody else does with footie.

[-] wjrii@lemmy.world 55 points 1 day ago
[-] TheDemonBuer@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago

So should rugby be called handegg, too?

[-] atro_city@fedia.io 0 points 7 hours ago

Rugby is real sport for real men.

[-] TheDemonBuer@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago

It is. And so is American football. You don't believe that because you're ignorant, but just because you don't like or understand a sport doesn't mean it isn't a real sport.

[-] atro_city@fedia.io 0 points 6 hours ago

Only real men argue seriously in meme conversations.

[-] urandom@lemmy.world 23 points 1 day ago
[-] wjrii@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

There are a lot of very valid criticisms of American football. I love it, sometimes in spite of myself, but I won’t fault anyone who thinks it’s an overly-managed made-for-TV snoozefest with no rhythm whatsoever. For better or worse, though, those helmets and pads do not make it any less of a violent “manly” sport. Far from it: they are the way Americans make ourselves feel better about watching a literal bloodsport with a ball.

The way the game moves and the ruleset reward explosive impacts, and the unlimited substitutions mean players are selected and trained to optimize delivering and enduring that violence instead of, say, actually running for 80 minutes. The result is a dozen hits a game that would make a “biggest hits of the season” compilation video for rugby or Aussie rules. Also chronic traumatic encephalopathy.

[-] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 4 points 23 hours ago

Hand egg without brain shell.

Vs cushioned hand egg?

[-] Hope@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

Most of the points are scored by kickers these days 😠

[-] iamahab@feddit.org 16 points 1 day ago
[-] albbi@piefed.ca 10 points 1 day ago

AckSHully an egg has a pointed end and a rounded end. American footballs are prolate spheroids.

[-] hperrin@lemmy.ca 10 points 20 hours ago

I had prolate spheroids once. I spent two weeks in the hospital.

[-] general_kitten@sopuli.xyz 4 points 22 hours ago

prolate spheroid sounds like a good insult

[-] finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 3 points 14 hours ago

Or a band name

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