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[-] Eyekaytee@aussie.zone 20 points 3 months ago

i'm more concerned about how many guys were lining up

Maybe after the first 10 it should direct the queue into a room with a therapist to work out whatever problems they've got

[-] felbane@lemmy.world 21 points 3 months ago

"Hey buddy, we'll pay you $100 if you take an STD test and then raw dog this pornstar for eight seconds. You in?"

[-] Leviathan@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

Participate in a record attempt and have consensual sex with someone you personally find physically attractive and you get paid?

I could think of a worse way to spend a Tuesday night.

[-] Eyekaytee@aussie.zone 0 points 3 months ago

gross

[-] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Yeah

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