Programmer Humor

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[–] PhobosAnomaly@feddit.uk 43 points 4 months ago (1 child)

"knock knock"

"Who's there"

"The interrupting cow"

"The interrupting cow wh.." "MOOOOOOO"

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[–] rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 23 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Immediately pushes FLAGS, CS, and IP onto the stack, clears IF, and jumps to the cow Service Routine at 0x0000:0x0040

I thought of a better version: Immediately stacks everything I'm carrying and jumps on the cow

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[–] rockerface@lemmy.cafe 18 points 4 months ago

It's the CORVID-19

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[–] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago (3 children)

I recognize asm but what's a hellott keyboard?

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[–] DaleGribble88@programming.dev 6 points 4 months ago (1 child)

Hello it's me the keyboard

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[–] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 1 point 4 months ago*

Nemo πs me keyboard?

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[–] marcos@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

It's a HELLO II keyboard. Probably the next model after the original one.