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You lose. (thelemmy.club)
submitted 4 months ago by to c/atheistmemes@lemmy.world
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[–] 16 points 4 months ago* (3 children)

God: >hides<

Also God: how dare you not believe in me with zero proof in the natural world! >tantrum<

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  • [–] 14 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    Everything is proof of god!

    If you understand nothing and refuse to explore and learn, that is

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  • [–] 3 points 4 months ago

    No see you don't understand:

    I occasionally hear voices in my head that I decided to attribute to God, and I also see or hear strange patterns sometimes that I decide are God talking to me in extremely specific and unique ways that no one else would understand, therefore, my moderate and likely worsening schizophrenia is proof that God is real.

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  • [–] 3 points 4 months ago

    Now it is such a bizarrely improbable coincidence that anything so mind-bogglingly useful could have evolved purely by chance that some thinkers have chosen to see it as the final and clinching proof of the non-existence of God.

    The argument goes something like this: "I refuse to prove that I exist," says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing."

    "But," says Man, "The Babel fish is a dead giveaway, isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't. QED."

    "Oh dear," says God, "I hadn't thought of that," and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.

    "Oh, that was easy," says Man, and for an encore goes on to prove that black is white and gets himself killed on the next zebra crossing.

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