Trump gonna steal gold now.

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[–] 41 points 3 months ago (6 children)

He's looking for any excuse to get in there so he can walk out with some of the gold.

Fuck knows what he'll do with it, given his obsession with that precious metal. Shave bits off and put it on his hamberders; melt it and create a gold crown with built-in toupee; create yet another fucking statue to himself or another gold toilet to shit in; store it in his Mar A Lago bathroom like it's some sort of classified info; use it for his stupid ball room; jizz all over it.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    Anyone who's ever seen molten gold knows that this is an incredibly bad representation. It glows bright yellow/orange. It doesn't look like the gold paint they're pouring here.

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  • [–] 20 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    Considering that the average gold bar used by banks is around 12kg, he's going to need someone to help him to carry those out.

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago

    To be fair I want to see someone steal gold bars. I think it would be hilarious to see someone trying to drag a bag with ten bars in it, torn between not wanting to leave any of it behind and not being able to get the bag to move.

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  • [–] 10 points 3 months ago

    No, he will follow the pattern of buying calls on gold beforehand, then detonating a nuke in Ft. Knox so the gold supply is irradiated, making the value of his gold skyrocket.

    This was in a movie once. I think it was called “The President That Couldn’t Slow Down”

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