My big one is that they need to stop asking why I applied for their company. The real answer is I want a new job, and I blasted out a hundred applications. I didn't choose your company specifically.

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[–] 7 points 5 months ago (6 children)

How often do you get an answer with aliens in it?

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    Maybe a better question: how many of your applicants do you think are hiding their obsession with aliens from you? 😂

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  • [–] 9 points 5 months ago (3 children)

    An even better question: How many of your applicants are actual aliens who are looking for a ride home?

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    Nah, they know we only have chemical propulsion that can't even achieve a respectable %c. They know they are here to stay, and that we will extort their tech if we found out their true origins.

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